Supah Mayoreeo ciexteefoor!

So me and my friend decided to have a super mario 64 race. First person to get all 120 stars and then beat Bowser wins. What we did so far is whoever gets to 60 first we both stop because he we to a hockey game and then when he gets back we will resume. I'm winning. I have 60 stars and he has 50. I was off to a fairly rocky start because i took way too long on the king bomb-omb fight. I started to pull away when he got caught up looking for the 100 coins in the level. Then he died about 4 times in jolly roger bay so i zoomed ahead. But I'm not getting cocky. Tick Tock Clock and Rainbow Ride is probably going to dick me over. But hey, we'll see. This is a lot of fun. I love video game races. Will post later after I......i mean, after a winner is declared.

Another blog!?

Yeah that's right. Me and a friend of mine are going to make a new game review blog. The idea here is that instead of reviewing games as they come out, we're going to review them a few month after its released or like after all the dlc comes out for it. Its so we can have time to let the game settle with us and give an honest review rather than playing the game in a few days and rushing a review. It's a goo idea, shut up. Anyway I'll post a link to it once we make it. Peace

Reading back

So I was watching this video thing for my class because that's part of my homework somehow and what i usually do while listening to it is browse the internet and stuff because damn it's boring. Anyway I looked at this tumblr I made a year ago with a similar concept to this blog, just a random update/extreme amateur video game review blog. At the time I was playing Darksiders 2. It was an okay game. I found this post I made about it and i did that thing I do where I was reading it and didn't remember writing any of it and it was really funny. So here's that post.

So yea. I’m working on Darksiders 2 at the moment. It’s a really good game and i rather enjoy it….but it can be a big smelly dickhead sometimes. The only area i don’t like so far is the dead kingdom. Why? allow me to give you the cliff notes:

Death: I must speak with your king to ask for his help

Chancellor Douchebag McAssforface: ok but first you must defeat the arena champion

Death: *sigh* fine 

*later at the arena*

Death: i must defeat your champion

Arena guard dickheads: find THREE crystals to awaken him and kill his ass dead

Death: fine

*and so he does*

Death: i have defeated the champion. I will now speak with your king

King Brittlecock: wachoo want nigga?

Death: I need your help

King: find my THREE dead lords and bring them here

Death: three? why?

King: JUST DO IT NIGGA!

*and so he goes*

~time jump~

Death: ok dead lord number 2, come with me. your king wants you

Dead lord number 2: find me these THREE tormen..

Death: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dead lord number 2: …ted souls and bring them to me and i shall come with you

Death: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yea. in short there was a lot of gathering three of things and it kinda got on my nerves. but now that bullshit is done (i hope) and now im in the realm of the angels which isn’t bad so far. also i seem to be damn near invincible. My health regenerates so fast that it’s very rare for me to drop below 3/4 of my max life. it’s a bit obscene but i’m not complaining. ok, back to doing whatever it was that i was doing. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls when my hot pockets are done

Anime Crazyme

     I've been watching so much anime lately. And I love it. I love my animes so god damn much. Attack on Titan just finished up (which was so fucking good by the way) and now I've got Hunter X Hunter, Valvrave the Liberator and JoJo's Bizzare Adventure to keep me going. I've also started this one my brother told me about called Kuroko's Basketball. It's pretty good so far for a sports anime. And I don't watch sports anime. At all. I am like swimming in animes. I need more.

     This post is just a bit short but......I'm going to go watch more crazy anime basketball

Have I been here before?

This kind of feels like deja vu. I post a few thing, disappear from existance and then reappear to make a post or two and then just vanish again. I have a very good reason for that. It's because I'm lazy/bored/unmotivated. I haven't really been doing anything with my life. I mean unless you call going back to school doing something with my life then i guess I'm doing stuff. Yea that's right. I'm going to school for entrepreneurship. I'm going to be a business man.

Look at me. All business'd up.

Anyway, enough about that junk. Let's talk about games!!! I've actually been playing a lot of playstation games again because nothing on the 360 appeals to me at the mo. I recently went to a few retro game shops near me and picked up a few gems for the ps1. I found Gex the gecko 1 and 3, Spyro the dragon and oddworld. all for like 20 bucks total. Pretty good trip if i do say so myself.  I used to own gex and i rented spyro a lot as a child but my playstation was stolen right out of my house when i was like 12 or 13. It was a sad day for all. But yea, I've never played oddworld or gex 3 so this was an adventure for me. 

     And then i played gex 3. Holy shit was that game just bad. It was just.....ok so Gex 1 was a 2D side scrolling platformer kind of like mario except with a gecko and on drugs. Kind of messed up at times but cohesive and linear and I knew where I was going and, more importantly, what I was doing. I don't know how Gex 2 was but Gex the third was a 3D collection platformer kind of like banjo-kazooie and on drugs...which i guess would make it Conker's Bad Fur Day. Ok so it was more like that game but on drugs. Now the difference between the drugs that Gex 1 and 3 were taking is that 1 was on cocaine. A little strung out but it was determined to get somewhere and showed you an interesting time doing so. Gex 3 opened up the medicine cabinet and said "It's bout to get TRIPPAAYYYY up in here!!" then proceeded to grab five different bottles of prescription drugs and throw that along with some acid, meth and mushrooms into a ninja blender and made a smoothie out of it. 

      Ok so first a little but of back story on Gex for those of you who have not played it. Gex one starts off with our hero Gex talking about how he's got a night planned of sitting and watching mindless television. Until Rez, his enemy? I guess? Seriously, 30 seconds into the game and Gex says his name like we're supposed to know exactly who he is. Whatever, until Rez pulls him through the tv screen and now Gex is trapped inside the world of television. Gex must then travel across the different television genres, find the hidden tv remotes to continue on and try to escape. All the while quoting lines from tv shows, commenting on how his current situation is similar to a show he saw or just making random late 80's early 90's pop culture references. Because those will never stop being funny.

     Now we move on to Gex 3. The objective here (or what I could gather from the 20 minutes I played of it) is to travel to different levels from your home base hub world thing, kind of like Grunty's Tower from Banjo-Kazooie. The first (and only) level I played was a snow level. you jump into the tv thing and you have a mission select thing, kind of like Super Mario 64...you know I'm finding a lot of comparisons to better games just now as I'm typing this.  Anyway the missions range from things like find 4 of  X object or defeat some douchebag or find the hidden tv remote or drive a nail through your foot because you can't take the dry humor or annoying as shit enemies. Now when I say annoying enemies I don't mean like they are hard or anything. I mean that they are they kind of enemies that have been placed there for the sole purpose of making your teeth grind because they won't sit the fuck still or keep making annoying noises. I didn't get much farther because I wanted to shoot myself but that's probably how the rest of the game is going to be. If anyone would like to inform me other wise you can kindly shove a cactus up your own ass and twerk it out. Peace.

A story about life

     The grass felt cool against my skin as i lay in the middle of the field. I stared up at the night sky and admired its beauty. The moon was full gave off a comforting light. The stars pin pricked and flickered on the black canvas. A cool breeze rolled in making waves in the grass and causing the surrounding trees to sway back and forth. It was a perfect night. Almost too perfect.

Be Brave.

     Brave. That one word seemed to fill my head to the point of bursting. I thought of what had to be done. I had come all this way. I couldn't just give up now.

It has to be done.

     I brought my fist close to my heart and held it there. The single word in my head was now joined by a flood of memories. Memories of joy, sorrow and even anger. But i love them all. They all had their own special meanings to them. They were also all I would have left after tonight.

It is time.

     I lifted my fist towards the sky and held it there for a few moments. Those last moments felt like an eternity. Finally I unclentched my fist and an object began to ascend from my hand. It flew higher and higher until it sat in front of the moon. The moon's light shone around the object giving it a heavenly aura. It sat there for several seconds. A lone tear rolled down my cheek.

This is how it was supposed to be.

     The wind picked up again and carried the object away. It danced and fluttered in the wind. More memories began to come and more tears followed. And there, drifting towards the horizon, was my last fuck. I had no more to give. I would never again have another fuck to give.

Dumb Fuckin Bitches

     If i am waving you into the lane at the carwash it does not mean to drive towards me and almost crush my feet. It means pull the vehicle in fuckin STRAIGHT so that both of the attendants are equidistant from our respective vacuums. Next time I see some retard pull this shit I am going to stop them where they are, find the nearest steel rod, smash their windshield in, take a shit on their dashboard and whirlwind kick them in their stupid teeth. You have all been warned.

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

     I've been looking at this game for a long time and i've always heard great things about it.  I've seen it on amazon for like 40-60 dollars so i always put off buying it. However me, my brother and a friend of ours went to some retro game shop near me and found it for 30 so we snatched that thing up so fast. It was also pretty funny because about 2 days before we found it we were talking about how we should find and play it and we just stumbled on it. I originally went there for Oracle of Seasons and this thing just popped out at us. Major score.

     So anyway, the three of us spent the next 3 nights beating this game and boy it did not disappoint. You play (partly) as Alexandra Roivas who is called with the news of her grandfather's death. She flies out to his mansion to investigate and finds out that this was no ordinary murder as there was no sign of entry and his head is missing. Ick. So she decides to stay there and do some snooping in order to find out what went on. She eventually stumbles on her grandfather's study with a mysterious book in it.

     Now this is where it gets cool. You have to find the missing pages of the book and every time you read it you play as a different person in history that had contact with the book. The first person is Pious Augustus. He is called by some spooky-ass voice and is transported to a temple. you traverse the temple and eventually stumble upon these three artifacts, each one representing an ancient deity. You get to pick which one he takes and that determines which God he will follow and try to resurrect. The rest of the game is spent playing as a bunch of other poor saps that just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time as they are constantly running into Pious and his zombie minions and stuff.

     This game also has one of the coolest magic systems i have ever seen. Throughout the game you find these magic runes and in order to cast spells you have to pretty much assemble the spell by using whats called Circles of Power. Each one has a different number of slots (3,5 and 7) and to cast the spell you have to first choose the alignment, one for each God, and then choose the runes for your spell.  You can either find scrolls in the levels that tell you what the spells are or you can experiment yourself and see what you can cast. If you do it that way though the game won't actually tell you what the spell does but it's all pretty simple so it's easy to figure out.

     Anyway, I totally suggest you all go find this game. Like I said before though, good luck finding it under 40. But if you happen to find it for less than that you should totes snatch it up because it won't be there long. Apparently it's pretty popular. That said, I'm gonna continue on my next project: Legend of Zelda Wind Waker. It's been about 8 years since i last played it so it's like a new experience for me again. I forgot how great that game is. Probably my second favorite Zelda game. Well...that and Twilight Princess...and Skyward Sword. God I love this series so god damn much. May the Goddesses watch over you

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In a deleted scene from Cooler's revenge, Cooler actually goes Super Saiyan before transforming to his Final Form

It's been a while

     Yea I know, i haven't posted in a while. I've been busy with work and video games and shit like that. What's new....hmmm...nothing much really. Been pretty dull over here.

     Ok here's a little story to keep whoever may or may not be reading this occupied. So around the beginningish of January i took my Pokemon Silver game over to a game shop to get the battery replaced. Said he'd call me that weekend. Cool. That weekend comes by. Nothing. Fine. I call them next week and he says he'd call me the next day cause the guy who fixes it isn't in that day. Cool. 2 months later and still no call. Well fuck. I should probably call them. So I do and he says that he just got the batteries in and it would be ready that sunday. Well I was working that sunday so i decide to make a day of it and go on an adventure with a friend of mine on Wednesday. Which, by the way, was 2 days ago from the time of me writing this. So we go to the place and he says he left it in his car and can't leave the store cause there's no one else there and he'd bring it in the next day and give me a call about it. Well shit. Ok fine now on to our next stop, Albany. My friend wanted to go to some game shop to look for a copy of Megaman X 8 and I needed to try and get my phone to work.

     I guess I should now take the time and talk about my phone. I finally got around to ordering myself a big people phone because my mom paid for half of it as a birthday present. Awesomesauce! I ordered the Galaxy Victory which is basically the Galaxy SIII Lite. It's a pretty sweet phone and I found this kick ass service called Ting. They use all the same towers and shit as Sprint but it's no contract so the phones will be more expensive but you'll be saving an ass load a month. It's like a pay as you go service and they only charge you for what you use. Like if one month you use 600 minutes they'll set you up on that plan but if you use less the next month they will automatically bump you down to the lower plan and only charge you that much. It's pretty dang sweet and I suggest you check it out when you get the chance. In fact, click this here handy dandy link if it sounds like something you'd be interested in. Yes, you'd totally be helping me out but then you can get your own handy dandy link and earn yourself some rewards. Doesn't that sound swell? Yes it does. Click it please: https://z2bnq319j92.ting.com/

     Shameless plug aside, I got the phone and for some odd reason it won't connect to the service. Now hang on a minute there partner! How can you speak so highly of them and then go ahead and tell us the phone doesn't work? Well you know how all technology has like that 2% chance of just not working? Yea. I usually get stuck with that 2%. Besides, my brother uses Ting as well and his phone works perfectly so it's just my bad luck. Also their customer service is like the best customer service i have ever encountered.

     GETTING OFF TRACK AGAIN! So the point of all this is the guy helping me suggests that i go into the nearest city and try to get a reception there, the nearest city being Albany. Now for those of you who don't know, downtown Albany is your typical city of racism, drugs, run down corner shops and homeless people peeing in bushes. Bushes that I planted but more on that later. So we have to go there for the game shop and for my phone shenanigans and I really despise city driving. Way too much stop and go traffic for me. Also this game shop we had to go to was like way the fuck downtown. Like so far downtown i could smell the pot growing in all the apartments. We get to the place and the shop is closed. Says they would be back at 4:30. It was 5:30 when we say that sign. Cool. We then decided to walk to the comic shop and see what that had to offer. While walking i constantly, but to no avail, tried to acquire a signal on my phone.  Phone is fucked, gotta send it back. So we get to the comic shop and i find the next issue of the My Little Pony comic so I'm already a happy camper also shut up. Then there it was. On the next shelf over i saw the most beautiful book i had ever laid my eyes on. The Legend of Zelda Hyrule Historia. It was magical. Like a gift from the three Goddesses themselves. I needed to have it. I snatched that thing up so god damn fast and held onto it like is was my very soul. We made our purchases and left the store. I couldn't be more happy.

     That is until three steps later when I remembered that my birthday is coming up. I then remembered that I saw a package arrive for my brother and he would not let me see where it came from. I also remembered that the package was roughly the same size as the book i was clutching. Three little very familiar words that i have repeated to myself at every stop on this adventure then ran through my head. Fuck. My. Life. And of course I didn't turn right around and return the thing because I wanted to hold on to the little bit of hope that my brother didn't get me that book and that I would be prepared for that unlikely eventuality.

     So that was my little series of unfortunate events. But it was still an adventure and it was fun anyway because shit happens and you're gonna have to get used to it. Oh and btw, the guy never called back about my game. Never go to Jay Street Games to get your gameboy color game batteries replaced. Better off doing that shit yourself.

Dead Space 3

     Sooooo.....yea. Dead Space 3. That was the most awesome thing. It was the sequel I was hoping for and more.  Words cannot express enough how much I love this game. It was awesome and beautiful and emotional and creepy and mind blowing and holy shit I love this series so god damn much. Plus there are hints to a Dead Space 4 which just makes me ROCK hard. Now I have to beat the game on all the other different game modes. Once you beat the game you unlock New Game+ with a bunch of different modes. New Game+ standard let's you play the game again on any difficulty with all your weapons, suits and items. I'm currently working on that with the hardest difficulty setting. Then there's Classic Mode. You can only craft basic weapons like the plasma cutter, line gun and pulse rifle. You know, all the weapons from the first 2 games which means no pulse rifle grenade launcher with acid bath attachment. Which, by the dubs, is fucking awesome. After that you got Pure Survival Mode. None of the enemies drop ammo or health. You have to craft everything yourself. That's gonna be interesting. But not as interesting as the last game mode. Hardcore Mode. Jesus Flapjack Flipping Christ this is gonna be a pain in my god damn ass. You have to beat the game....in one life....ONE! If you die you go all the way back to the beginning of the game. You're allowed to save and continue if you wanna take a break but if you die have fun reliving the past 15 hours of hell. I'm gonna do it though. Just you watch. This is going to be my greatest accomplishment in my entire life! I'm going to screen shot this and have it framed in pure gold and mount in on my shrine to The Black Marker behind a diamond case! I shall become a legend! ALL WILL KNOW MY NAME WHEN I HAVE COMPLETED THIS GLORIOUS TASK! CONVERGENCE IS AT HAND! I SHALL BE TO ONE TO MAKE US WHOLE!!!

Help.

     If anyone is reading this, please send help. I've been stranded here for almost an hour now and my legs are starting to cramp

New name

     I'm already bored of the name of my blog. I'm gonna spend the next day or two coming up with a new one so don't be surprised if it changes. Just a heads up for all my adoring fans *looks out into the void* .....Love my fans.

Still cooling off

     Paper Mario is still grounded. Every time i look at it my blood boils. So I'm taking this time to multitask like a boss and play Gundam, FTL: Faster Than Light and Legend of Grimrock. FTL is a nifty little game on steam if you haven't heard of it. It's kinda like a rts tactic type game. you control your little crew members inside your ship and you jump from sector to sector battling space pirates, rebel forces and sentient battle drones. You collect scrap to upgrade your ship with weapons and armor and stuff. It's really cool. go check it out.

     Legend of Grimrock is a dungeon crawler in which you control a group of 4 prisoners through this place called Grimrock. Prisoners in this world are sent there as a trial of sorts. If they survive they are free to go. If not then...well...they are dead. You get to create your prisoners by choosing between human, Minotaur or Insectiod and then choosing a fighter, mage or rogue class for each. you move the characters as a group on a grid and you just have to travel all the way down to the bottom of Grimrock battling monsters, finding secrets and collecting weapons and junk on the way. It's almost like D&D in a way. There's also a bunch of user made content so you can play maps and stuff that other people made just in case you were getting bored of the story it comes with. Go check both of them out. I'm gonna go play some more now.

Paper Mario Sticker Star can eat a dick!!!

     And so can the people responsible for bringing this abysmal addition to a beloved franchise to life! You can all rot in hell. Go fuck yourselves and goodnight.

                      ps. I'm almost done with the game. I plan on doing a full review of it once i'm finished. I just.......I'm so depressed. So many things gone so wrong.

Paper Mario Sticker Star can sit on it

     I love the paper mario series. Thousand Year Door being my favorite. Hell even Super Paper Mario isn't that bad. I actually really enjoyed it. The story was quirky enough to keep me motivated and it still had slight rpg elements that made it still feel like it was part of the series. Sticker Star...is a disappointment.

     First off, it's not an rpg. There's no more level up, no special abilities granted by the 7 magic McGuffins. And NO! PARTNERS! The partners were sometimes the best part of the series. They added so much emotion and variety in the dialog. Okay so Super Paper kind skimped on partner...well let me explain. Super Paper had partners but they only server as solutions to puzzles. They never spoke other than "Hi my name is (pun based on what he/she is). I do this. Let's be friends." The one who did all the talking was this butterfly thing called Tippi. I excused this because Tippi was essential to the plot and had a beautifully tragic back story. Sticker Star does the same kind of thing except instead of a well written character you get a god damn bitchy shiny sentient sticker. She does nothing but complain and whine about how you should hurry and find the royal stickers and gives no useful info. You can press L and she'll pop up and give advice. At least that what she says she'll do. Example:

     Me: Huh. It looks like i have to go over there and get that thing. oops.accidentally pressed L

     Princess Shiny Whore: Hey looks like you need to go over there and get that thing.

     Me: yyyyea. got it. thanks.

     *later*
     
      Me: hmm. I seem to be legitimately stuck. maybe I'll ask this sticker bitch for help

     Princess Sticker Whore:  *actual line from the game* I fell like there is something terrifying nearby.

     Me: ...................*closes ds*

     And that's all I have to say on the subject right now as the game is currently grounded. I'm gonna go play more Gundam and maybe figure out how to do a live stream for later. Might be doing one this weekend sometime. I'll let you all know.

     

I am a god and thou shalt worship me!

     I just beat Dead Space on impossible difficulty. It wasn't as impossible as the name suggests but damn was it hard. I thought i was quite utterly fucked around chapter 7. I kept running out of ammo and health but somehow I pulled it together by chapter 10 or so. The parts that gave me the most trouble was the med ward and towards the end when you're taking the marker to that pedestal thing. So mainly the horde hold out sections. Those dudes with the explodey arm that sneak up behind you and blow you into a million bits are assholes. The final boss wasn't even a challenge. probably because i had like 8 medium med kits, 2 large med kits, ammo out the ass and all the health upgrades. i only got up the the level 3 suit though. Mainly because i never had the 35,000 credits to buy the level 4 suit or the oh god no 60,000 for the level 5. Didn't matter by the end though. Point is, I am awesome.

Look at it!! Look at the glory!!!

Let's get drunk off of Gundam!!!

     So i was just watching Gundam AGE and i thought of the best drinking game. It's based off of all of the classic Gundam cliches! Anyone familiar with the Gundam series will know exactly what I mean by that. Anyway, grab your favorite drink and let's play! The rules are as follows:

Take a drink when-
Someone tries to steal a Gundam

The rival in red appears (Rival in red is the character who is set to be the main character's equal in battle and pilots a red mobile suit)

The Masked character appears (drink twice if the masked character is the rival in red)

If the rival in red is a childhood friend of the main character

someone says that fighting is wrong

the person who just said that fighting is wrong is seen fighting 5 minutes later

The main character gains his super fighting super power ability (seed mode, x-rounder, etc.)

someone gets slapped

and if you really wanna have a good time, watch Gundam SEED and play with the rule of take a drink whenever stock footage is used. although you will probably die after 3 episodes so be warned. HAVE FUN!

This is my JAMZ!

     Wanna hear like the jam pumpinest song you ever did hear?

Right there. It's like a party every time i hear it. The End

Songs in mah head

     I have not stopped listening to Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu since i first saw Rainbow Dash Presents My Little Dashie. That song is actually really touching in a weird sort of way. It's so damn catchy. Here. Go listen to it. Do it you faggot. I love it so much. And go watch the actual Rainbow Dash Presents video. I know i said it before but friggin do it anyway. It's so good.

Errmehgerd Derd Sperce!

     Dead Space 3 is coming out in about 4 weeks and I don't know about you but i am super excited. I'm currently playing through Dead Space the first on Impossible difficulty because it's the last achievement I need in that game and then I shall have all the achievements in both 1 and 2. Impossible isn't even as impossible as one might think because you're allowed to save you're game as many times as you want. But in Dead Space 2's Hardcore difficulty you can only save your game 3 time. THAT. Was a test of endurance, let me tell you. Took me a whole weekend to power through that but man was it worth it. I got the best prize weapon I have ever seen in a game ever. It's a giant red foam finger that Isaac point and yells "bang" for the main fire and "pew pew" for the alt fire. and it does so much friggin damage it's hilarious.

     Also I got early access to the demo for DS3 so I've been playing that a bunch and man is it cool. The weapon crafting is so rad. I'm just so pumped for this game. I even spent the extra 100 dollars for the dev-team-sooper-dooper-gimmie-yo-munny edition of the game. It comes with so much cool stuff. Here's a link for all ye curious types: Click Dis Shit. I missed out on the special edition of Dead Space 2 because I was just getting into the series by the time that was coming out and I haven't beaten the first one yet but damn does this make up for it. I regret nothing!

Nostalgia rush

Anyone remember this? Man those were the good days. I almost cried a bit rewatching this from nostalgic overload. Toonami was the best damn thing to happen to cartoon network ever. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to relive my childhood and watch all the Toonami classics.

Nodda Lotta Gaming

      Yea I know. Haven't really been posting often. I've just really been playing Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3 so nothing new to report on that.Just been working on getting the licences for all the mobile suits. kind of a pain in the ass process because some of the suits suck and i die a lot. Good thing is even if i die it counts as me using the suit in a mission so that's something. But it still takes a long time because I'm still trying my damnedest to beat the mission and it's taking a fucking century to kill 20 enemy mobile suits out of a zillion and I'm not just waiting to die, I'm actually trying my best which takes even longer. Ugh. whatever. It'll all be worth it once I have all the achievements in that game.

     So in other news, any bronies out there? Cool. Ever watch Rainbow Dash Presents? Radical. Ever read My Little Dashie? Groovy. I guess what I'm getting at is Rainbow Dash Presents did My Little Dashie and it's really damn funny and strange and I love it. The story My Little Dashie is the first story I have ever read that has made me actually sob. I was reading it in school one day in the library because I was bored and after I finished it i packed up my things, walked out to my truck, got in and broke down in tears. It was so sad and I love it to death. Shut up, don't judge me. Just read it. I defy you to read it and not cry. You just aren't human if you don't cry.

Thug Life

     Today I a mini van came through the car wash and as i was vacuuming it out i noticed the drivers seat was tilted really far back.......You. Cannot. Be gangsta. Driving. A minivan. This guy was thuggin it hard core and he didn't care what people had to say. Just blew my mind and felt I had to share it

Gundams r da kewlist

     So.....Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3. It's pretty damn amusing. There's really not a lot to the game. It's pretty much a game for the fans of Gundam. Very hack and slashy but fun nonetheless. There's characters from pretty much every Gundam series out there. From what i can tell there's one hero and one villain from each series. The plot is there's some interdenominational force that brought all these characters into this world and they're all trying to figure out who dun it and everyone's all like "I think Char did it. He's a douche."

      "No, Gato did it. He's a bigger douche."

     "Fellas. Fellas. I have good reason to believe that Ribbons is the one who actually did it. For he is a twat."

     So the game so far is revolving around deciding who is the bigger douche and who to get back to everyone's respective timelines. The cool thing about this game is after you use a mobile suit 5 times then the license for that suit becomes available for purchase. After you buy it then any character can use that suit. I think one of the scariest combinations is Ribbons Almark in the Unicorn Gundam. It's pretty freakin sweet. Also there's a shitton of missions to do. There's the story missions and then there's missions to build friendships with other characters, find more powerful mobile suits and even ones that reenact different parts of the series. It's a good time killer of a game and in my personal opinion a must have for fans of the series. Playing this game really makes me want to watch more Gundam. Luckily i just got the first season of Gundam 00 on DVD the other day. I love that series to death. Favorite Gundam series right there. The movie was stupid but the show was damn awesome. I'll talk about that in detail another time perhaps.

Secret Life of the American Car Wash Employee

     Man I have been on the biggest Dragon Ball Z kick lately. Happened pretty much when i made that post about Bardock. I've been playing so much Budokai and I've watched almost all of the movies again. I even went through the show and watched a few of my favorite episodes. That show is just so damn awesome. And don't try to tell me that i don't watch enough anime because you're dead wrong. I love my animes. I'm a bit of a fanatic you might say. But there's just something about DBZ that's just so great about it. probably nostalgia being one of the first animes I've ever watched. DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star and everything else they used to show on Toonami back in the day.

     So! Car washes! I work at the local car wash and man i see some things. And some stuff. wouldn't recommend it. I've see some of the filthiest cars, most of them minivans, you will ever see. Long story short: kids are the messiest creatures I have ever seen. I think my friend and co-worker Nick put it best: "COME ON KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO THE CAR WASH! THROW ALL YOUR FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND STOMP ON IT!!!" Like, seriously. I've seen an entire box of cheerios spilled on the floor. That's not an exaggeration either. The empty box was sitting on the back seat. Now the point of this story is not to tell you that everyone is a god damn slob and your kids should not be allowed to ride inside of your cars. It's to tell you about some of the things I've seen my fellow employees do or say.

     First off, hide your change. See a quarter on the floor? Want it later? Pick that shit up and put in in your pocket or glove compartment. People will either steal it for themselves or suck it up in the vacuum because then later at night when it gets to be closing time they get to go down and pick out all the change that got sucked up that day. Also stop leaving bills under your seats. I've found a 10, 20 and 31 dollars just under some seats. I didn't take it because apparently i'm a decent person but come on. That's just cruel. A lesser man would have taken it though. I'm not even lying. I got asked at least 4 times why didn't I take it. Because I'm a dumbass I guess now shut up and stop reminding me before I run you over.

     The things these people will say about customers is just....well to be expected.  A customer once asked me and my partner to throw out the trash for her. I smiled and said i'd be happy to. As soon as she was out of ear shot my partner calls her a stupid slut. Really? Asking to throw out the trash makes her a slut? Huh. Now if she asked us to take her into the utility closet and take turns pumping our special cleaning solvent into her hot quivering car wash tunnel of love then yea. I'd agree with him. But it's just trash dude. Oh. And if you do anything wrong. ANYTHING. They will talk shit behind your back. Some of the customers will drive up and stop just outside the entrance waiting for the greeter. The greeter is standing inside and refuses to go meet them so he/she will wave them in usually muttering something like "come on in you dumb cock" under their breath. It's just a bit unnecessary. I'm not being hypocritical either. I'll talk shit about people but only when i truly think they really are stupid sluts or dumb cocks or anything like that. So next time you go to a car wash, don't think it's all smiles and songs. Because it is very deceiving. And now i'm going to go watch more DBZ movies and play Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3. I'll have a review or something on that later maybe. Peace.

Zone of the Enders

     You ever play/hear of those games? They're pretty good. They made by Hideo Kojima so you know it must be good and long winded. Anyway i got the HD collection for the 360 and i just beat the second game. I have the first one on the PS2 and was originally going to get the second one on PS2 as well but every where i looked it was like $45+ and the HD collection was like 30. So why wouldn't i get it, right? anyway it's a mech combat game and the combat controls are really innovative for it's time. it's like a free roam battle system and you have an arsenal of different weapons to use and stuff.

     In the first game you play as Leo Stenbuck who is running from an attack from some bad dudes who want to piss in everyone's cheerios and stomp on your houses. He stumbles upon an a mech known as an Orbital Frame called Jehuty with a somewhat snarky AI named ADA. So pretty much the beginning to Gundam SEED.  He uses Jehuty to defend himself while trying to deliver it to some guy in the army who was supposed to get it and he finds his friend under attack and she gets on board with him and he's whining the entire time about how killing is bad and why do we have to kill and.....wow this really is like Gundam SEED. Anyway, in the second one you play as Dingo Egret who finds Jehuty in the ice on a mining mission and is immediately swarmed but half an army. He dies and is brought back to life Commander Shepard style but in like 2 weeks instead of 2 years or however long it was. Also the life support system is Jehuty and if he leaves it he will die for good. That's all i'm going to explain for now.You should still go play it even if i did a poor job describing it. The point of this post is to say "WOO i beat another game on my list" not give a review. I might do review posts later on but it's like 10.30 right now and i'm going to go to bed. Nighters all.

Find Dat Paw Print!!!

     So the other day i was browsing netflix because I was bored and i found the entire series of Blue's Clues. My inner child, who appears so often i might as well call him my outer child, was screaming in nostalgic delight. So of course I HAD to watch an episode. Man those were the days. Sitting in my little foam bear chair with my snack watching Steve act completely retarded. He was really bad at finding clues now that i think of it. I don't think he found a single one on his own. Well whatever. Point is Steve is the man and i never liked Joe. And that's my story.

A blog about my gaming accomplishments because i'm bored

     Greetings everyone! *looks around to see no one* Great. Everyone's here. Let's get started. I'm just making a blog because i can. You see, I have a lot of games and I've beaten maybe about 40% of them. I'm on a mission to beat them all. All 300+ of them. Yea. I know. I have quite a lot of work ahead of me. So I made this because I thought "You know who would really like to hear about my pointless quest? THE INTERNET!" and so here i sit. In the dark. Posting this on the internet for people to enjoy...or hate. I don't really care which. And to make this a bit more interesting I may or may not live stream some of these. I don't have any video capture equipment so there will be no streams of console games. Yet. That may change if i get hit by a magic space rock and it somehow gives me the powers of internet popularity but i'm really not hoping for that. no seriously. This is purely a blog born out of boredom. Also if my past experiences with blogs and such go i may just drop it all. I've had a tumblr i tried to keep regular, a blog before this one that went no where and a Let's Play youtube channel. All of which lasted no more than 3 weeks or so. Whatever. Let's get this started.

     So lately I've been playing the Dragonball Z Budokai HD collection for the 360. Specifically Budokai 3 because damn it's good. At time of writing i only have to get Omega Shenron to unlock all the characters. Then it's on to unlocking all the best capsules and such. Which for those of you that know is a long and painful process of fighting tournaments, gaining money, going to the skill shop, hearing the dreadful omen that is Launch's sneeze, pop a blood vessel because you remember why you hate Launch, buy all the capsules you can, back out, hear the obviously forced sneeze of Launch again, lather, rinse, shoot self in face, repeat. But it's all so worth it to get all the best skills for all the characters. I like using Bardock because he is a badass among badasses. The guy is one of the strongest saiyans of Frieza's army. So strong that Frieza is actually scared of him so he has his goons go out and kill him and his teammates. Survives the attack, wears the blood soaked bandana of his comrades, plows through a fucking army of Frieza's elite soldiers to get to him. All to be vaporized by him in the end. BUT WAIT HE DIDN'T! He actually gets thrown back in time for reasons i will probably never understand to before Frieza even existed and faced off against a dude that looks like Frieza named Chilled (i know right? The sheer amount of creativity in the name is absolutely astounding). Bardock defends the village against this guy but Chilled is a bit too powerful for him so the guy goes fuckin SUPER SAIYAN ON HIS ASS!! You read me! Bardock goes super saiyan!!!!! I was all like sploosh! Hot damn that was awesome on so many levels! He kicks the living shit out of the guy and becomes the Legend of the super saiyan that Frieza became so terrified of years later. I can't even describe to you how cool this is to me. I can gush on it all day but  will never get across how awesome this is to me. It's like you ever sit there and wonder just who that super saiyan was that the talked about in those legends before Goku became the first super saiyan in like a thousand years or so? BAM! Bardock. Ultimate badass of the millennium.

     Wow. I just went on a huge tangent there. I think I'm done fanboying for a little bit now to talk about something else. But I'll save that for another post tomorrow. I'm gonna go watch some Dragonball Z movies and play more budokai. Later.


                     p.s. Bardock! I love you!!