Dead Space 3

     Sooooo.....yea. Dead Space 3. That was the most awesome thing. It was the sequel I was hoping for and more.  Words cannot express enough how much I love this game. It was awesome and beautiful and emotional and creepy and mind blowing and holy shit I love this series so god damn much. Plus there are hints to a Dead Space 4 which just makes me ROCK hard. Now I have to beat the game on all the other different game modes. Once you beat the game you unlock New Game+ with a bunch of different modes. New Game+ standard let's you play the game again on any difficulty with all your weapons, suits and items. I'm currently working on that with the hardest difficulty setting. Then there's Classic Mode. You can only craft basic weapons like the plasma cutter, line gun and pulse rifle. You know, all the weapons from the first 2 games which means no pulse rifle grenade launcher with acid bath attachment. Which, by the dubs, is fucking awesome. After that you got Pure Survival Mode. None of the enemies drop ammo or health. You have to craft everything yourself. That's gonna be interesting. But not as interesting as the last game mode. Hardcore Mode. Jesus Flapjack Flipping Christ this is gonna be a pain in my god damn ass. You have to beat the game....in one life....ONE! If you die you go all the way back to the beginning of the game. You're allowed to save and continue if you wanna take a break but if you die have fun reliving the past 15 hours of hell. I'm gonna do it though. Just you watch. This is going to be my greatest accomplishment in my entire life! I'm going to screen shot this and have it framed in pure gold and mount in on my shrine to The Black Marker behind a diamond case! I shall become a legend! ALL WILL KNOW MY NAME WHEN I HAVE COMPLETED THIS GLORIOUS TASK! CONVERGENCE IS AT HAND! I SHALL BE TO ONE TO MAKE US WHOLE!!!

Help.

     If anyone is reading this, please send help. I've been stranded here for almost an hour now and my legs are starting to cramp

New name

     I'm already bored of the name of my blog. I'm gonna spend the next day or two coming up with a new one so don't be surprised if it changes. Just a heads up for all my adoring fans *looks out into the void* .....Love my fans.

Still cooling off

     Paper Mario is still grounded. Every time i look at it my blood boils. So I'm taking this time to multitask like a boss and play Gundam, FTL: Faster Than Light and Legend of Grimrock. FTL is a nifty little game on steam if you haven't heard of it. It's kinda like a rts tactic type game. you control your little crew members inside your ship and you jump from sector to sector battling space pirates, rebel forces and sentient battle drones. You collect scrap to upgrade your ship with weapons and armor and stuff. It's really cool. go check it out.

     Legend of Grimrock is a dungeon crawler in which you control a group of 4 prisoners through this place called Grimrock. Prisoners in this world are sent there as a trial of sorts. If they survive they are free to go. If not then...well...they are dead. You get to create your prisoners by choosing between human, Minotaur or Insectiod and then choosing a fighter, mage or rogue class for each. you move the characters as a group on a grid and you just have to travel all the way down to the bottom of Grimrock battling monsters, finding secrets and collecting weapons and junk on the way. It's almost like D&D in a way. There's also a bunch of user made content so you can play maps and stuff that other people made just in case you were getting bored of the story it comes with. Go check both of them out. I'm gonna go play some more now.

Paper Mario Sticker Star can eat a dick!!!

     And so can the people responsible for bringing this abysmal addition to a beloved franchise to life! You can all rot in hell. Go fuck yourselves and goodnight.

                      ps. I'm almost done with the game. I plan on doing a full review of it once i'm finished. I just.......I'm so depressed. So many things gone so wrong.