Reading back

So I was watching this video thing for my class because that's part of my homework somehow and what i usually do while listening to it is browse the internet and stuff because damn it's boring. Anyway I looked at this tumblr I made a year ago with a similar concept to this blog, just a random update/extreme amateur video game review blog. At the time I was playing Darksiders 2. It was an okay game. I found this post I made about it and i did that thing I do where I was reading it and didn't remember writing any of it and it was really funny. So here's that post.

So yea. I’m working on Darksiders 2 at the moment. It’s a really good game and i rather enjoy it….but it can be a big smelly dickhead sometimes. The only area i don’t like so far is the dead kingdom. Why? allow me to give you the cliff notes:

Death: I must speak with your king to ask for his help

Chancellor Douchebag McAssforface: ok but first you must defeat the arena champion

Death: *sigh* fine 

*later at the arena*

Death: i must defeat your champion

Arena guard dickheads: find THREE crystals to awaken him and kill his ass dead

Death: fine

*and so he does*

Death: i have defeated the champion. I will now speak with your king

King Brittlecock: wachoo want nigga?

Death: I need your help

King: find my THREE dead lords and bring them here

Death: three? why?

King: JUST DO IT NIGGA!

*and so he goes*

~time jump~

Death: ok dead lord number 2, come with me. your king wants you

Dead lord number 2: find me these THREE tormen..

Death: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dead lord number 2: …ted souls and bring them to me and i shall come with you

Death: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yea. in short there was a lot of gathering three of things and it kinda got on my nerves. but now that bullshit is done (i hope) and now im in the realm of the angels which isn’t bad so far. also i seem to be damn near invincible. My health regenerates so fast that it’s very rare for me to drop below 3/4 of my max life. it’s a bit obscene but i’m not complaining. ok, back to doing whatever it was that i was doing. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls when my hot pockets are done