Man I have been on the biggest Dragon Ball Z kick lately. Happened pretty much when i made that post about Bardock. I've been playing so much Budokai and I've watched almost all of the movies again. I even went through the show and watched a few of my favorite episodes. That show is just so damn awesome. And don't try to tell me that i don't watch enough anime because you're dead wrong. I love my animes. I'm a bit of a fanatic you might say. But there's just something about DBZ that's just so great about it. probably nostalgia being one of the first animes I've ever watched. DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, Outlaw Star and everything else they used to show on Toonami back in the day.
So! Car washes! I work at the local car wash and man i see some things. And some stuff. wouldn't recommend it. I've see some of the filthiest cars, most of them minivans, you will ever see. Long story short: kids are the messiest creatures I have ever seen. I think my friend and co-worker Nick put it best: "COME ON KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO THE CAR WASH! THROW ALL YOUR FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND STOMP ON IT!!!" Like, seriously. I've seen an entire box of cheerios spilled on the floor. That's not an exaggeration either. The empty box was sitting on the back seat. Now the point of this story is not to tell you that everyone is a god damn slob and your kids should not be allowed to ride inside of your cars. It's to tell you about some of the things I've seen my fellow employees do or say.
First off, hide your change. See a quarter on the floor? Want it later? Pick that shit up and put in in your pocket or glove compartment. People will either steal it for themselves or suck it up in the vacuum because then later at night when it gets to be closing time they get to go down and pick out all the change that got sucked up that day. Also stop leaving bills under your seats. I've found a 10, 20 and 31 dollars just under some seats. I didn't take it because apparently i'm a decent person but come on. That's just cruel. A lesser man would have taken it though. I'm not even lying. I got asked at least 4 times why didn't I take it. Because I'm a dumbass I guess now shut up and stop reminding me before I run you over.
The things these people will say about customers is just....well to be expected. A customer once asked me and my partner to throw out the trash for her. I smiled and said i'd be happy to. As soon as she was out of ear shot my partner calls her a stupid slut. Really? Asking to throw out the trash makes her a slut? Huh. Now if she asked us to take her into the utility closet and take turns pumping our special cleaning solvent into her hot quivering car wash tunnel of love then yea. I'd agree with him. But it's just trash dude. Oh. And if you do anything wrong. ANYTHING. They will talk shit behind your back. Some of the customers will drive up and stop just outside the entrance waiting for the greeter. The greeter is standing inside and refuses to go meet them so he/she will wave them in usually muttering something like "come on in you dumb cock" under their breath. It's just a bit unnecessary. I'm not being hypocritical either. I'll talk shit about people but only when i truly think they really are stupid sluts or dumb cocks or anything like that. So next time you go to a car wash, don't think it's all smiles and songs. Because it is very deceiving. And now i'm going to go watch more DBZ movies and play Dynasty Warriors Gundam 3. I'll have a review or something on that later maybe. Peace.
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