Saturday, January 5, 2013

A blog about my gaming accomplishments because i'm bored

     Greetings everyone! *looks around to see no one* Great. Everyone's here. Let's get started. I'm just making a blog because i can. You see, I have a lot of games and I've beaten maybe about 40% of them. I'm on a mission to beat them all. All 300+ of them. Yea. I know. I have quite a lot of work ahead of me. So I made this because I thought "You know who would really like to hear about my pointless quest? THE INTERNET!" and so here i sit. In the dark. Posting this on the internet for people to enjoy...or hate. I don't really care which. And to make this a bit more interesting I may or may not live stream some of these. I don't have any video capture equipment so there will be no streams of console games. Yet. That may change if i get hit by a magic space rock and it somehow gives me the powers of internet popularity but i'm really not hoping for that. no seriously. This is purely a blog born out of boredom. Also if my past experiences with blogs and such go i may just drop it all. I've had a tumblr i tried to keep regular, a blog before this one that went no where and a Let's Play youtube channel. All of which lasted no more than 3 weeks or so. Whatever. Let's get this started.

     So lately I've been playing the Dragonball Z Budokai HD collection for the 360. Specifically Budokai 3 because damn it's good. At time of writing i only have to get Omega Shenron to unlock all the characters. Then it's on to unlocking all the best capsules and such. Which for those of you that know is a long and painful process of fighting tournaments, gaining money, going to the skill shop, hearing the dreadful omen that is Launch's sneeze, pop a blood vessel because you remember why you hate Launch, buy all the capsules you can, back out, hear the obviously forced sneeze of Launch again, lather, rinse, shoot self in face, repeat. But it's all so worth it to get all the best skills for all the characters. I like using Bardock because he is a badass among badasses. The guy is one of the strongest saiyans of Frieza's army. So strong that Frieza is actually scared of him so he has his goons go out and kill him and his teammates. Survives the attack, wears the blood soaked bandana of his comrades, plows through a fucking army of Frieza's elite soldiers to get to him. All to be vaporized by him in the end. BUT WAIT HE DIDN'T! He actually gets thrown back in time for reasons i will probably never understand to before Frieza even existed and faced off against a dude that looks like Frieza named Chilled (i know right? The sheer amount of creativity in the name is absolutely astounding). Bardock defends the village against this guy but Chilled is a bit too powerful for him so the guy goes fuckin SUPER SAIYAN ON HIS ASS!! You read me! Bardock goes super saiyan!!!!! I was all like sploosh! Hot damn that was awesome on so many levels! He kicks the living shit out of the guy and becomes the Legend of the super saiyan that Frieza became so terrified of years later. I can't even describe to you how cool this is to me. I can gush on it all day but  will never get across how awesome this is to me. It's like you ever sit there and wonder just who that super saiyan was that the talked about in those legends before Goku became the first super saiyan in like a thousand years or so? BAM! Bardock. Ultimate badass of the millennium.

     Wow. I just went on a huge tangent there. I think I'm done fanboying for a little bit now to talk about something else. But I'll save that for another post tomorrow. I'm gonna go watch some Dragonball Z movies and play more budokai. Later.


                     p.s. Bardock! I love you!!

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