Kill la Kill

    That. That is what I've been doing the past week. Watching this absolutely amazing anime. It's goofy and retarded and bizarre and way too over the top and I love every bit about it. I know I'm a bit late to this party. Ive wanted to watch it for the longest time but never got around to it. Then I power blasted through 22 episodes in about 3 days. I think there's two more episode left in it and as of tonight the next episode is delayed for another 12 hours or so and it's Kill la Killing me.......that was terrible and I'm never doing it again. But it's still awesome and you should watch it because I said so.

seriously. can someone please hit me in the head?

     Maybe it'll remind me to update this thing consistently. Ah whatever. So we never finished that Mario 64 race. Although I was ahead by about 20 stars so I'm gonna go ahead and say I won that. One of my other friends rematched me in a Ocarina of Time race. We did this once before a couple of years ago and I beat him. We were both doing pretty good and then I died at Volvagia about 4 times but somehow I caught back up to him. Then he kept messing up and could not get past the Twinrova fight while I was half way up Ganon's tower and he called it. We also started at about 8 at night and we were up till 6 in the morning do this. It was nuts.

     The rematch however was a different story. So we decided to use emulators because he forgot to get his wii or gamecube from his house (he was at his grandparents place in Queens at this time and we're talking over skype). We got our emulators and we used the Japanese version of the game just for funsies. We're doing pretty good, we get to the deku tree no problem and I'm ahead of him by about 30 seconds or so. So we're going through the tree and his emulator freezes at the part where you press the button and it burns the web. Shit. Okay so I stop and wait for him to try and get back there again. He presses the button and it freezes again. Awesome. So he gets a different rom and does it again and nope. Well this is bullshit. We finally get it to work somehow and the race is back on.

      Fast forward a bit and we're at Hyrule castle. You know the part where you have to grab the egg from Malon to wake up Talon? Yea I had a massive brain fart and thought you had to talk to Talon first in order to get Malon to show up when you can just go back into the market, go back to the castle and she'll be there. So I had to wait one whole in game day and night to get the stupid cucco to hatch. I wasn't  happy. Well somehow, and I'm still not sure how this happened but I caught up to him in dodongos cavern. Well I beat King Dodongo and head straight for Zora's domain. I'm ready to take this bitch. I get there and beat Jabu Jabu's belly. I am brimming with confidence. I can still win this. I decide to get Farore's Wind while I'm there. So I go to the Great Fairy and play the song and nothing happens. Took me a bit to realize that I FORGOT THE GOD DAMN MAGIC BAR AT THE TOP OF DEATH MOUNTAIN!!!! I was raging. It was a bad day. So I hike all the god damn way back up there and get the stupid magic bar.
 
      Fast forward a bit more, Forest Temple done and we both strike Phantom Ganon down seconds apart. I have no idea how I keep doing this. Oh well. Time to go to death mountain again. So I take the short cut through the Lost Woods while he decides to ride there on Epona because he actually went ahead to get her. He did not find that amusing when I said I was already at Death Mountain mere seconds after I beat the Forest Temple. So I'm there and I have to stop Goron Link from rolling so he can talk to me. But I have no bombs and I do not have the timing skills to uses the bomb flowers. Fine, I'll just go back down to Kakariko Village and buy some bombs. I get there. Go into the Bazaar. My game freezes. I wanted to punch a baby. It was super shitty. It was not a good run from the start. We might do it again sometime way later in the future. Whatever. That's my story. Peace.