Supah Mayoreeo ciexteefoor!

So me and my friend decided to have a super mario 64 race. First person to get all 120 stars and then beat Bowser wins. What we did so far is whoever gets to 60 first we both stop because he we to a hockey game and then when he gets back we will resume. I'm winning. I have 60 stars and he has 50. I was off to a fairly rocky start because i took way too long on the king bomb-omb fight. I started to pull away when he got caught up looking for the 100 coins in the level. Then he died about 4 times in jolly roger bay so i zoomed ahead. But I'm not getting cocky. Tick Tock Clock and Rainbow Ride is probably going to dick me over. But hey, we'll see. This is a lot of fun. I love video game races. Will post later after I......i mean, after a winner is declared.

Another blog!?

Yeah that's right. Me and a friend of mine are going to make a new game review blog. The idea here is that instead of reviewing games as they come out, we're going to review them a few month after its released or like after all the dlc comes out for it. Its so we can have time to let the game settle with us and give an honest review rather than playing the game in a few days and rushing a review. It's a goo idea, shut up. Anyway I'll post a link to it once we make it. Peace

Reading back

So I was watching this video thing for my class because that's part of my homework somehow and what i usually do while listening to it is browse the internet and stuff because damn it's boring. Anyway I looked at this tumblr I made a year ago with a similar concept to this blog, just a random update/extreme amateur video game review blog. At the time I was playing Darksiders 2. It was an okay game. I found this post I made about it and i did that thing I do where I was reading it and didn't remember writing any of it and it was really funny. So here's that post.

So yea. I’m working on Darksiders 2 at the moment. It’s a really good game and i rather enjoy it….but it can be a big smelly dickhead sometimes. The only area i don’t like so far is the dead kingdom. Why? allow me to give you the cliff notes:

Death: I must speak with your king to ask for his help

Chancellor Douchebag McAssforface: ok but first you must defeat the arena champion

Death: *sigh* fine 

*later at the arena*

Death: i must defeat your champion

Arena guard dickheads: find THREE crystals to awaken him and kill his ass dead

Death: fine

*and so he does*

Death: i have defeated the champion. I will now speak with your king

King Brittlecock: wachoo want nigga?

Death: I need your help

King: find my THREE dead lords and bring them here

Death: three? why?

King: JUST DO IT NIGGA!

*and so he goes*

~time jump~

Death: ok dead lord number 2, come with me. your king wants you

Dead lord number 2: find me these THREE tormen..

Death: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Dead lord number 2: …ted souls and bring them to me and i shall come with you

Death: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so yea. in short there was a lot of gathering three of things and it kinda got on my nerves. but now that bullshit is done (i hope) and now im in the realm of the angels which isn’t bad so far. also i seem to be damn near invincible. My health regenerates so fast that it’s very rare for me to drop below 3/4 of my max life. it’s a bit obscene but i’m not complaining. ok, back to doing whatever it was that i was doing. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls when my hot pockets are done