Dumb Fuckin Bitches

     If i am waving you into the lane at the carwash it does not mean to drive towards me and almost crush my feet. It means pull the vehicle in fuckin STRAIGHT so that both of the attendants are equidistant from our respective vacuums. Next time I see some retard pull this shit I am going to stop them where they are, find the nearest steel rod, smash their windshield in, take a shit on their dashboard and whirlwind kick them in their stupid teeth. You have all been warned.